Monday, 9 May 2016

2 Thessalonians 2 My Aussie Version

My Aussie Bible 2 Thessalonians 2:1-5
Published 20160509 -:- Revised 20250829

I opened ‘e-Sword’ and I thought I would do a bit of a study of the various versions of 2 Thessalonians 2, verses 1 to 5. Then if you have ever heard of the ‘Aussie Bible’, I thought I would have a go at producing an Aussie version of that passage, just for the fun of it. See if you reckon if have given it the right “dingky die” Aussie flavour! 

1898 Young’s Literal Translation
2Th 2:1  And we ask you, brethren, in regard to the presence of our Lord Jesus Christ, and of our gathering together unto him,
2Th 2:2  that ye be not quickly shaken in mind, nor be troubled, neither through spirit, neither through word, neither through letters as through us, as that the day of Christ hath arrived;
2Th 2:3  let not any one deceive you in any manner, because--if the falling away may not come first, and the man of sin be revealed--the son of the destruction,
2Th 2:4  who is opposing and is raising himself up above all called God or worshipped, so that he in the sanctuary of God as God hath sat down, shewing himself off that he is God-- the day doth not come .
2Th 2:5  Do ye not remember that, being yet with you, these things I said to you?

Literal Translation of The Hole Bible
2Th 2:1  And, brothers, we entreat you, by the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, and of our gathering together to Him,
2Th 2:2  for you not to be quickly shaken in the mind, nor to be disturbed, neither through a spirit, nor through speech, nor through letter, as through us, as if the Day of Christ has come.
2Th 2:3  Do not let anyone deceive you in any way, because that Day will not come unless first comes the falling away, and the man of sin is revealed, the son of perdition,
2Th 2:4  the one opposing and exalting himself over everything being called God, or object of worship, so as for him "to sit in the temple of God" as God, setting forth himself, that he is God. Dan. 11:36; Eze. 28:2
2Th 2:5  Do you not remember that I told you these things, I yet being with you?

King James
2Th 2:1  Now we beseech you, brethren, by the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, and by our gathering together unto him,
2Th 2:2  That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
2Th 2:3  Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;
2Th 2:4  Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God.
2Th 2:5  Remember ye not, that, when I was yet with you, I told you these things?

Modern King James
2Th 2:1  Now we beseech you, my brothers, with regard to the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ and our gathering together to Him,
2Th 2:2  that you should not be soon shaken in mind or troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word or letter, as through us, as if the Day of Christ is at hand.
2Th 2:3  Let not anyone deceive you by any means. For that Day shall not come unless there first comes a falling away, and the man of sin shall be revealed, the son of perdition,
2Th 2:4  who opposes and exalts himself above all that is called God, or that is worshiped, so that he sits as God in the temple of God, setting himself forth, that he is God.
2Th 2:5  Do you not remember that I told you these things when I was still with you?

Clear English
2Th 2:1  When our Lord Jesus returns, we will be gathered up to meet him. So I ask you, my friends,
2Th 2:2  not to be easily upset or disturbed by people who claim that the Lord has already come. They may say that they heard this directly from the Holy Spirit, or from someone else, or even that they read it in one of our letters.
2Th 2:3  But don't be fooled! People will rebel against God. Then before the Lord returns, the wicked one who is doomed to be destroyed will appear.
2Th 2:4  He will brag and oppose everything that is holy or sacred. He will even sit in God's temple and claim to be God.
2Th 2:5  Don't you remember that I told you this while I was still with you?

Good News
2Th 2:1  Concerning the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ and our being gathered together to be with him: I beg you, my friends,
2Th 2:2  not to be so easily confused in your thinking or upset by the claim that the Day of the Lord has come. Perhaps it is thought that we said this while prophesying or preaching, or that we wrote it in a letter.
2Th 2:3  Do not let anyone deceive you in any way. For the Day will not come until the final Rebellion takes place and the Wicked One appears, who is destined to hell.
2Th 2:4  He will oppose every so-called god or object of worship and will put himself above them all. He will even go in and sit down in God's Temple and claim to be God.
2Th 2:5  Don't you remember? I told you all this while I was with you.

Essay To Read Bible
2Th 2:1  Brothers and sisters, we have something to say about the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ. We want to talk to you about that time when we will meet together with him.
2Th 2:2  Don't let yourselves be easily upset or worried if you hear that the day of the Lord has already come. Someone might say that this idea came from us--in something the Spirit told us, or in something we said, or in a letter we wrote.
2Th 2:3  Don't be fooled by anything they might say. That day of the Lord will not come until the turning away from God happens. And that day will not come until the Man of Evil appears, the one who belongs to hell.
2Th 2:4  He will stand against and put himself above everything that people worship or think is worthy of worship. He will even go into God's Temple and sit there, claiming that he is God.
2Th 2:5  I told you before that all these things would happen. Remember?

My Aussie Bible
2Th 2:1  For goodness sake folks you’ve gota get this straight, when Jesus comes back and we wiz up to meet him and all that stuff.
2Th 2:2  Don’t let people give you the raw prawn, as though that glorious day is just around the corner! Or as though they reckon it’s the good oil from me, they are leading you up the garden path and feeding you a load of horse feathers.
2Th 2:3  Don’t let them pull the wool over your eyes. Before that day happens people are going to loose interest in the truth of the gospel by the dray loads and believe a lie, then after that; the ‘Big Swindler’ will turn up, the Devils mate himself.
2Th 2:4  He will pop up like a tall poppy and show off, as if he is God and expect people to worship him. He will even hoodwink the true believers and dare to say he is God. 
2Th 2:5  Doesn’t that ring a bell from the last time I told you about all that stuff?


GBY….Yours Adrian Deacon

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