Sunday, 29 May 2016

The ‘Futurist Interpretation’ Automobile


The ‘Futurist Interpretation’ Automobile

Published 20180529 -:- Revised 20250829




A friend of mine wants to buy an automobile of a particular make and model. He has been telling me about its wonderful qualities for years now, everyone owns one. The company name is the “Futurist” and the latest model is still called “Interpretation”. He is so proud of his old model and wants to purchase the latest model. I happen to know that the ‘Futurist Interpretation vehicleand company has only been around for about 430 years. The company was established around 1590.

I am not impressed with that company. I prefer the opposition vehicle the ‘Historic Interpretation’. Very few people know I have one in my garage at home. It has been tried and tested over all types of ‘historic terrain’, and it has NEVER got bogged! If I say the ‘Futurist Interpretation’ can get bogged very easily, people look at me puzzled and say “but that’s the beauty of it, it’s still in the future”. And if I tell anyone I am proud of my Historic, I would get laughed at and told to be quiet.

Everyone loves the latest ‘Futurist Interpretation model’. It has the following special features.
·        The Secret Rapture airbags to lift you out of danger.
·        The latest Rebuilt Temple
·        The Future Coming Antichrist, along with
·        A Great Tribulation, and many more special features.

My friend proudly keeps showing me the Road Worthy Certificate. It fulfils all the design specifications according to only a few specially selected scripture references. But he has never read the fine print. There is a disclaimer clause. 2Th 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: How do I tell my friend the following problems inherent with that vehicle.

The special features were designed and tested by the same cutthroat company “The Jesuits” who came out in fierce opposition to the original testing company, ‘The Spirit of Truth’. The four well known under writers were. Francisco Ribera (1537-1591) who produced the first well known model in about the year 1590. Not very fuel efficient it covered 500 pages. Cardinal Robert Bellarmine produced various model upgrades between 1581 and 1593. Michael Walpole (1570-1624?) came out with the 1613 model. Then Manuel De Lacunza (1731–1801), a Jesuit from Chile, wrote "The Coming of the Messiah in Glory and Majesty", in about 1791. He wrote under the pen name of Juan Josafa [Rabbi] Ben-Ezra to try to fool everyone into thinking he worked for the pioneer company called “The Jews” who were the founders of the original testing company, ‘The Spirit of Truth’. That’s not all! The company “The Jesuits” had the financial backing of the richest banker in the world, The Pope! His reputation goes without saying. He commissioned a freelance testing crew called “The Inquisition”. They tracked down all “The Reformers”, (who were at that time the testing officers of the original company, ‘The Spirit of Truth’). They burnt them at the stake along with their tried and tested specifications ‘The Scriptures’.

Eventually in 1909 the whole engine received an upgrade in the form of a TURBO Charger called the Scofield Reference Bible. It was a completely integrated system and was revised in 1917. It became so popular because the instructions were imprinted on every component scripture. Therefore people didn’t need the Holy Spirit to lead them through the scriptures, because the instructions on how to interpret was printed right there beside each scripture. So, there was no need to think any more because it was virtually converted to an AUTOMATIC.

So how do I tell my friend that he is buying a vehicle that has been designed by a cutthroat company ‘The Jesuits Order’? And the vehicle was financed by the most corrupt banker ‘The Pope’!

God Bless Ya!
Yours Adrian

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