The ‘Futurist Interpretation’ Automobile

The ‘Futurist Interpretation’ Automobile

Published 20180529 -:- Revised 20250829

A friend of mine wants to buy an automobile of a particular make and model. He has been telling me about its wonderful qualities for years now, everyone owns one. The company name is the “Futurist” and the latest model is still called “Interpretation”. He is so proud of his old model and wants to purchase the latest model. I happen to know that the ‘Futurist Interpretation vehicle’ and company has only been around for about 430 years. The company was established around 1590.

I am not impressed with that company. I prefer the opposition vehicle the ‘Historic Interpretation’. Very few people know I have one in my garage at home. It has been tried and tested over all types of ‘historic terrain’, and it has NEVER got bogged! If I say the ‘Futurist Interpretation’ can get bogged very easily, people look at me puzzled and say “but that’s the beauty of it, it’s still in the future”. And if I tell anyone I am proud of my Historic, I would get laughed at and told to be quiet.

Everyone loves the latest ‘Futurist Interpretation model’. It has the following special features.

·        The Secret Rapture airbags to lift you out of danger.

·        The latest Rebuilt Temple

·        The Future Coming Antichrist, along with

·        A Great Tribulation, and many more special features.

My friend proudly keeps showing me the Road Worthy Certificate. It fulfils all the design specifications according to only a few specially selected scripture references. But he has never read the fine print. There is a disclaimer clause. 2Th 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: How do I tell my friend the following problems inherent with that vehicle.

The special features were designed and tested by the same cutthroat company “The Jesuits” who came out in fierce opposition to the original testing company, ‘The Spirit of Truth’. The four well known under writers were. Francisco Ribera (1537-1591) who produced the first well known model in about the year 1590. Not very fuel efficient it covered 500 pages. Cardinal Robert Bellarmine produced various model upgrades between 1581 and 1593. Michael Walpole (1570-1624?) came out with the 1613 model. Then Manuel De Lacunza (1731–1801), a Jesuit from Chile, wrote "The Coming of the Messiah in Glory and Majesty", in about 1791. He wrote under the pen name of Juan Josafa [Rabbi] Ben-Ezra to try to fool everyone into thinking he worked for the pioneer company called “The Jews” who were the founders of the original testing company, ‘The Spirit of Truth’. That’s not all! The company “The Jesuits” had the financial backing of the richest banker in the world, The Pope! His reputation goes without saying. He commissioned a freelance testing crew called “The Inquisition”. They tracked down all “The Reformers”, (who were at that time the testing officers of the original company, ‘The Spirit of Truth’). They burnt them at the stake along with their tried and tested specifications ‘The Scriptures’.

Eventually in 1909 the whole engine received an upgrade in the form of a TURBO Charger called the Scofield Reference Bible. It was a completely integrated system and was revised in 1917. It became so popular because the instructions were imprinted on every component scripture. Therefore people didn’t need the Holy Spirit to lead them through the scriptures, because the instructions on how to interpret was printed right there beside each scripture. So, there was no need to think any more because it was virtually converted to an AUTOMATIC.

So how do I tell my friend that he is buying a vehicle that has been designed by a cutthroat company ‘The Jesuits Order’? And the vehicle was financed by the most corrupt banker ‘The Pope’!

God Bless Ya!

Yours Adrian

2 Thessalonians 2 My Aussie Version

My Aussie Bible 2 Thessalonians 2:1-5

Published 20160509 -:- Revised 20250829

I opened ‘e-Sword’ and I thought I would do a bit of a study of the various versions of 2 Thessalonians 2, verses 1 to 5. Then if you have ever heard of the ‘Aussie Bible’, I thought I would have a go at producing an Aussie version of that passage, just for the fun of it. See if you reckon if have given it the right “dingky die” Aussie flavour! 

1898 Young’s Literal Translation

2Th 2:1  And we ask you, brethren, in regard to the presence of our Lord Jesus Christ, and of our gathering together unto him,

2Th 2:2  that ye be not quickly shaken in mind, nor be troubled, neither through spirit, neither through word, neither through letters as through us, as that the day of Christ hath arrived;

2Th 2:3  let not any one deceive you in any manner, because--if the falling away may not come first, and the man of sin be revealed--the son of the destruction,

2Th 2:4  who is opposing and is raising himself up above all called God or worshipped, so that he in the sanctuary of God as God hath sat down, shewing himself off that he is God-- the day doth not come .

2Th 2:5  Do ye not remember that, being yet with you, these things I said to you?

Literal Translation of The Hole Bible

2Th 2:1  And, brothers, we entreat you, by the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, and of our gathering together to Him,

2Th 2:2  for you not to be quickly shaken in the mind, nor to be disturbed, neither through a spirit, nor through speech, nor through letter, as through us, as if the Day of Christ has come.

2Th 2:3  Do not let anyone deceive you in any way, because that Day will not come unless first comes the falling away, and the man of sin is revealed, the son of perdition,

2Th 2:4  the one opposing and exalting himself over everything being called God, or object of worship, so as for him "to sit in the temple of God" as God, setting forth himself, that he is God. Dan. 11:36; Eze. 28:2

2Th 2:5  Do you not remember that I told you these things, I yet being with you?

King James

2Th 2:1  Now we beseech you, brethren, by the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, and by our gathering together unto him,

2Th 2:2  That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.

2Th 2:3  Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;

2Th 2:4  Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God.

2Th 2:5  Remember ye not, that, when I was yet with you, I told you these things?

Modern King James

2Th 2:1  Now we beseech you, my brothers, with regard to the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ and our gathering together to Him,

2Th 2:2  that you should not be soon shaken in mind or troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word or letter, as through us, as if the Day of Christ is at hand.

2Th 2:3  Let not anyone deceive you by any means. For that Day shall not come unless there first comes a falling away, and the man of sin shall be revealed, the son of perdition,

2Th 2:4  who opposes and exalts himself above all that is called God, or that is worshiped, so that he sits as God in the temple of God, setting himself forth, that he is God.

2Th 2:5  Do you not remember that I told you these things when I was still with you?

Clear English

2Th 2:1  When our Lord Jesus returns, we will be gathered up to meet him. So I ask you, my friends,

2Th 2:2  not to be easily upset or disturbed by people who claim that the Lord has already come. They may say that they heard this directly from the Holy Spirit, or from someone else, or even that they read it in one of our letters.

2Th 2:3  But don't be fooled! People will rebel against God. Then before the Lord returns, the wicked one who is doomed to be destroyed will appear.

2Th 2:4  He will brag and oppose everything that is holy or sacred. He will even sit in God's temple and claim to be God.

2Th 2:5  Don't you remember that I told you this while I was still with you?

Good News

2Th 2:1  Concerning the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ and our being gathered together to be with him: I beg you, my friends,

2Th 2:2  not to be so easily confused in your thinking or upset by the claim that the Day of the Lord has come. Perhaps it is thought that we said this while prophesying or preaching, or that we wrote it in a letter.

2Th 2:3  Do not let anyone deceive you in any way. For the Day will not come until the final Rebellion takes place and the Wicked One appears, who is destined to hell.

2Th 2:4  He will oppose every so-called god or object of worship and will put himself above them all. He will even go in and sit down in God's Temple and claim to be God.

2Th 2:5  Don't you remember? I told you all this while I was with you.

Essay To Read Bible

2Th 2:1  Brothers and sisters, we have something to say about the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ. We want to talk to you about that time when we will meet together with him.

2Th 2:2  Don't let yourselves be easily upset or worried if you hear that the day of the Lord has already come. Someone might say that this idea came from us--in something the Spirit told us, or in something we said, or in a letter we wrote.

2Th 2:3  Don't be fooled by anything they might say. That day of the Lord will not come until the turning away from God happens. And that day will not come until the Man of Evil appears, the one who belongs to hell.

2Th 2:4  He will stand against and put himself above everything that people worship or think is worthy of worship. He will even go into God's Temple and sit there, claiming that he is God.

2Th 2:5  I told you before that all these things would happen. Remember?

My Aussie Bible

2Th 2:1  For goodness sake folks you’ve gota get this straight, when Jesus comes back and we wiz up to meet him and all that stuff.

2Th 2:2  Don’t let people give you the raw prawn, as though that glorious day is just around the corner! Or as though they reckon it’s the good oil from me, they are leading you up the garden path and feeding you a load of horse feathers.

2Th 2:3  Don’t let them pull the wool over your eyes. Before that day happens people are going to loose interest in the truth of the gospel by the dray loads and believe a lie, then after that; the ‘Big Swindler’ will turn up, the Devils mate himself.

2Th 2:4  He will pop up like a tall poppy and show off, as if he is God and expect people to worship him. He will even hoodwink the true believers and dare to say he is God. 

2Th 2:5  Doesn’t that ring a bell from the last time I told you about all that stuff?

GBY….Yours Adrian Deacon